I saw you... Quincy and your magical Christmas tree. Thanks for being the best House at Harvard :D

I saw you... consulting me for advice on a messy hook-up/dating. I have no hesitation in giving you as objective advice as I can. But officially friendzoned? Noooo doubt in my mind after that...

I saw you... phallus. I finally lost enough weight to see you again! Hopefully once I get to a normal weight others will want to see you too.

I saw you... looking for a guy to down a beer with while sitting in the courtyard. To discuss whatever. To fool around with. Etc.

I saw you... prefrosh bragging about your full ride to Harvard on Facebook: "I just received the 'Harvard Faculty of Arts and Sciences Scholarship.' I guess I'm going for free now." You mean financial aid? lol.

I saw you... self, wanting to kiss a hot Harvard girl, cuddle, and then fall asleep together

I will hook up with his girlfriend before he dumps her if this gets a 100 likes.

I saw you Harvard protesters... forgetting there are greater evils than a University with an incredible financial aid program, allowing lower income students a chance to be successful. Protesting the American Dream Much?

One. It is reading period, and parties are banned in the dorms for a reason. Two. This is exactly the sort of self-centered, cavalier thing I would expect to hear from a Final Club floozy. You know, most of us can't rely on connections from mommy and daddy and our final clubs from here on out to be successful. We have to study. Sorry we can't all "have a life" like you!

I saw you...self, having a rough go at it. I'm so self-conscious about my bumpus in the rumpus. Can a girl appreciate a little extra in the trunk?